We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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