Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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