Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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