i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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