Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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