Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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