I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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