We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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