So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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