I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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