Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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