She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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