Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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