We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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