I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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