Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I don't deserve a penis
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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