your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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