we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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