Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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