North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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