NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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