i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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