You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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