im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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