Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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