im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Someone shit on the floor
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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