I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize