do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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