SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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