Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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