Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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