she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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