i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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