she was so not down for the gang bang
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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