he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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