Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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