you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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