S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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