No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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