Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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