I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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