There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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