yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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