Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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