Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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