This is not my ceiling
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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