She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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