There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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