Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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