No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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