I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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