Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
please don't ironically join a cult
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