shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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