i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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