Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i think my cat just said my name.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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